Friday, February 17, 2006

The Masses are Asses

I have been a fucking slacker this week. I promised someone updates all week, and I have failed miserably. So here it is, a couple things.

Firstly, have you seen the commercial for an SUV, where the dude’s house is high up on a mountain plateau, and he’s leaving for work. Picture a house teetering on some cliff in the Grand Canyon.

So what does he do? He jumps off the cliff, pulls a chute, and glides safely to the valley floor, gets in his SUV, and drives off. How adventurous, right?

Then the warning. On the bottom of the screen it says in small print:

“Professional stunt. Please do not attempt.”

Wouldn’t that fall into what I term as the “No Shit” category? I mean seriously. WTF? Are people really that stupid that they would try to replicate something like that in person just because they saw it in a commercial?

Yes. People are that stupid. Which is what is wrong with this fucking country. A person individually may be very intelligent, but as they say, The Masses are Asses.

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